GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we're gonna talk about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more than just peeking. It's a whole scene. You got your typical competition, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Say when that forward went flying into the glass, I swear, it looked like a cartoon.